Showing posts with label Motley Crue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Motley Crue. Show all posts

September 13, 2012

Mötley Crue - Carnival of Sins Live (Mötley, 2006)

Mötley Crue - Carnival of Sins Live
Fire Mr. Vince "Lousy at Vocals" Neil!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: Vince Neil's racy, frivolous metal.

July 08, 2012

Mötley Crüe - Generation Swine (Elektra, 1997)

Mötley Crüe - Generation Swine
Yo! Get Mr. Neil so we can reunite.



Notes
  1. During the recording of this album, the members of Mötley Crüe were pressured into reuniting with disgraced former bandmate Vince Neil. Mr. Neil replaced John Corabi, who later sued the band for fraud, slander and breach of contract.

June 02, 2012

Mötley Crüe - Shout at the Devil (Elektra, 1983)

Mötley Crüe - Shout at the Devil
They loved shit-metal couture!



Notes
  1. Urban Dictionary defines "shit metal" as "a sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass."
  2. Alternative anagram: Ultimate douches. They revolt!

May 06, 2012

Mötley Crüe - Live: Entertainment or Death (Mötley, 1999)

Mötley Crüe - Live: Entertainment or Death
Ruint memento! They altered entire vocal.



Notes
  1. "They altered entire vocal": According to a reviewer at Metal Sludge, "All the vocals from Perkins Palace, 11/19/82, are touched up. I have a bootlegs of that show and the vocals are totally different than what appears on this album."
  2. Alternative anagram: Teetotal Vince Neil? Myth! Atone, murderer!
  3. "Teetotal": Our sources inform us that "to curb Vince's drinking, Nikki had the idea of fining band members $25,000 if they were caught drunk on tour. After a show in San Francisco, Vince's taxi driver told Nikki that Vince had been drinking the night before, which caused a fight between Nikki and Vince in the lobby of their hotel."
  4. "Murderer": See our anagram for Theatre of Pain.
  5. Another version: Tatty murderer Vince Neil: "Oh, let me atone!"

April 20, 2012

Mötley Crüe - Theatre of Pain (Elektra, 1985)

Mötley Crüe's Theatre of Pain
Pert Nicholas, meet your fate!




Notes
  1. In 1984, Motley Crue vocalist Vince Neil was found guilty of vehicular manslaughter in the death of pert Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley. Neil dedicated Theatre of Pain to Dingley, and continues to educate the public on the dangers of drunk driving.