Nation of Ulysses - 13-Point Program to Destroy America (Dischord, 1991)

Nation of Ulysses - 13-Point Program to Destroy America
Steps 1 to 3: You emo-mafia traitors record annoying LPs.

Notes

1. This title was suggested by Adam. Think you can do better? Have at it.
   
2. "Steps 1 to 3": These emo-mafia traitors released three full-length LPs. What are the odds?