Showing posts with label Yes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Yes. Show all posts

April 19, 2012

Yes - In the Present: Live From Lyon (Frontiers, 2011)

Yes - In the Present: Live from Lyon
Novelty personnel. They misfire!



Notes
  1. "Novelty personnel": On this album, Jon Anderson was replaced by Benoit David, and Rick Wakeman was replaced by his son Oliver.

October 28, 2011

Rick Wakeman - The Seven Wonders of the World (Pure Sounds, 1995)

Rick Wakeman - The Seven Wonders of the World
Eek! Mr. W. hath wanked over old erections. NSFW!



Notes
  1. Some people would argue that a man whose name contains the word "wank" should have sought another line of work. Others, including us, feel that this would've been like trying to swim up Niagara Falls.
  2. Lovers of theology and the arts will be glad to know that our Suggest a Title page is fit and working again. What we did was, we entered the length and breadth of our anacoluthon into a mechanical brain machine, which informed us that we were lacking a hyperbolic curve in the fourth neutronic stage. So we put the motherfucker up on blocks, stripped the cocksucker down and goddamn if we didn't fix the son of a bitch. You can show your gratitude by posting more titles posthaste, pronto and without delay!

August 25, 2011

July 08, 2011

Rick Wakeman - The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (A&M Records, 1975)

Rick Wakeman - The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table
That drunk hog from Yes drank buckets of metheglin, then wanked and shat in the Grail!

Myths & Legends Of King Arthur & The Knights Of The Round Table

Notes
  1. "That drunk hog": See People self-identifying as alcoholics
  2. Metheglin: "An alcoholic liquor made of fermented honey, often containing a spice or medicinal substance: a kind of mead." See also Thomas Warton's The Grave of King Arthur: "From massy cups, with golden gleam / Sparkled the red metheglin's stream."
  3. An alternative anagram offers a conflicting account of this event: Deft UK organist smoked kef, drank bhang, then shat in the Holy Grail. Damn nut! We retch! The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.
  4. Kef: "A substance, esp. cannabis, smoked to produce a drowsy state."
  5. Bhang: "A mild preparation of marijuana made from young leaves and stems of the Indian hemp plant, Cannabis sativa, drunk with milk or water as a fermented brew."