John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Some Time in New York City (Apple, 1972)

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Some Time in New York City
We jam, stoned on inky NYC heroin (one kilo). Monotony!

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Wedding Album (Apple, 1969)

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Wedding Album
Bed-in? An odd honeymoon, J.L.! Go annul now, 'k?



Notes

1. From Wikipedia: "'Amsterdam,' the second side, consists of interviews, conversations and captured sounds during the couple's famous 'Bed-In' honeymoon, after being married on 20 March of that year."

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins (Apple, 1968)

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins
Oh no! Run-down junkies condone 1st vision of yoni 'n' lingham!

Notes

1. "Run-down junkies": Lennon later described this album cover as a picture of "two slightly overweight ex-junkies in the nude."

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 2: Life with the Lions (Zapple, 1969)

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 2: Life with the Lions
"Any hit on it, Johnnie?"
"No."
"Music?"
"No."
"Skill?"
"No."
"Oho, flesh? Nude 2nd wife?!"
"No."

Notes

1. This album reached #174 on the US charts. Ono and Lennon reportedly blamed Apple for failing to promote it properly. Therefore, it seems reasonable to interpret the dialogue above as a conversation between Lennon and Apple publicist Derek Taylor. 
2. "Nude 2nd wife": Ono and Lennon were married a couple of months before this album's release. They both appeared nude on the cover of Unfinished Music No. 1.