"Cracked Emo Men Preach Death's ABCs!" --Daily Mail
Notes
- In a thoughtful Daily Mail article entitled "Why No Child Is Safe from the Sinister Cult of Emo," Tom Rawstorne explains that "the 'black parade' is a place where all emos believe they will go when they die." [Emphasis added, but probably unnecessary]
- Although the Daily Mail is not what we'd normally call a credible source, it's backed up in this case by the unimpeachable authority of an anagram, just as the clocks in Dali's "The Persistence of Memory" might be backed up by a sundial. Quo errat demonstrator, naysayers!
