Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin (Universal Republic, 2009)

Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin
Narrator's also committed to banality.

Gary Glitter - Touch Me (Bell Records, 1973)

Gary Glitter - Touch Me
Mr. G: "Hey, a cute girl tot!"



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: G.G.: "I leer at yr tot, chum."
2. "Tot": See also our review of On.

Rolling Stones - Goats Head Soup (Rolling Stones, 1973)

Rolling Stones - Goats Head Soup
Stale roguishness. Not a good LP!



Notes

1. An alternative anagram, which can be read as a band member's response to the foregoing: Our song 'Angie' sold lots," he spat.

Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun (Warner Bros., 1968)

Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun
Hateful men had oft eaten drugs.



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Dung! Don't eat the shameful fare.

Kiss - Creatures of the Night (Mercury, 1982)

Kiss - Creatures of the Night
Snore at the kitsch figures.

Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection (Relapse, 2000)

Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection
Generic ire. Gratuitous art on cover.

Willie Nelson - Stardust (Columbia, 1978)

Willie Nelson - Stardust
Wan listener: "It's so dull!"

Bad Company - Rough Diamonds (Swan Song, 1982)

Bad Company - Rough Diamonds
O God...dumpy band! No charisma.

Public Image Ltd - This is PIL (PiL Official, 2012)

Public Image Ltd - This is PIL
Glib claim! Stupid shitpile.

Sonic Youth - Kali Yug Express + More (Geffen, 2002)

Sonic Youth - Kali Yug Express + More
To "heroes": Your playing + mixes suck!

Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Real Emotional Trash (Matador, 2008)

Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Real Emotional Trash
Some hipster jerks: "Ah, let's make that dull man an icon!"



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Hipster teens liked a no-talent jackal's ho-hum smarm.

David Bowie - Heroes (RCA, 1977)

David Bowie - Heroes
I'd vowed he is a bore.

Of Monsters and Men - My Head Is an Animal (Record, 2011)

Of Monsters and Men - My Head Is an Animal
My modern fame shames an island nation.



Notes

1. This popular modern group, led by Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir, hails from the island nation of Iceland.
2. Alternative anagram: Meet Ms. Nanna and her moldy simian oafs.
3. Also: Norse maiden's inane and hammy flotsam.

Sting - Sacred Love (A&M, 2003)

Sting - Sacred Love
Giant clod's verse.

Van Morrison - Astral Weeks (Warner Bros., 1968)

Van Morrison - Astral Weeks
Nasal man's work overtries.

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories (Columbia, 2013)

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
Ça m'emmerde. So fuck it, sans pardon!

Notes

1. "Ça m'emmerde": A colloquial French expression meaning "it annoys me" or "it bores me." Or, a bit more literally, "it puts me in shit." 
2. "Sans pardon": Without forgiveness.
3. A monolingual alternative: France's masked men crap out. So dim!

Gary Glitter - On (Gary Glitter, 2001)

Gary Glitter - On
Girl, ten, at orgy.



Notes

1. "Girl, ten": As  Wikipedia explains, "On 2 March 2006 Glitter was tried on charges of committing obscene acts with two girls, aged 10 and 11, facing up to 14 years in prison if convicted. The following day he was found guilty and sentenced to three years in prison."

fun. - Some Nights (Fueled by Ramen, 2012)

fun. - Some Nights
No gifts. Shun 'em!

Patti Smith Group - Easter (Arista, 1978)

Patti Smith Group - Easter
Pert guitarist, sham poet.



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Pah. Utter egoist's armpit! 
2. Another anagram, offered as a consolation prize for her dozens of fans: Stamp her "guitarist-poet."

England Dan and John Ford Coley - Some Things Don't Come Easy (Big Tree, 1978)

England Dan and John Ford Coley - Some Things Don't Come Easy
Jolly good songs, for instance! They had none. Damned cad-men!