Bob Dylan - Slow Train Coming (Columbia, 1979)

Bob Dylan - Slow Train Coming
My! Born-again clod's blown it.



Notes

1. "Born again": This was the first album Dylan recorded after converting to Christianity.

Bob Dylan - Self Portrait (Columbia, 1970)

Bob Dylan - Self Portrait
Bore paints badly! (ROTFL!)



Notes

1. In an interview with Cameron Crowe, Dylan says, "I did this portrait for the cover....I knew somebody who had some paints and a square canvas, and I did the cover up in about five minutes. And I said, 'Well, I'm gonna call this album Self Portrait.'"

Bob Dylan - Hard Rain (Columbia, 1976)

Bob Dylan - Hard Rain
Ordinary band. Blah.



Notes

1. "Ordinary band." If you don't believe us, maybe you'll believe the Internet: "Hard Rain...seemed to come at a time when the Rolling Thunder Revue, so joyful and electrifying in its first performances, had just plain run out of steam," wrote Janet Maslin, then a music critic for Rolling Stone magazine. In his mixed review for Hard Rain, Robert Christgau criticized the Rolling Thunder Revue as "folkies whose idea of rock and roll is rock and roll clichés."

Bob Dylan - Infidels (Columbia, 1983)

Bob Dylan - Infidels

Flabby idol sinned.

Notes

1. As Wikipedia notes, "Infidels is seen as [Dylan's] return to secular music, following a conversion to Christianity."

Bob Dylan - Modern Times (Columbia, 2005)

Bob Dylan - Modern Times
Modernity: Old man ebbs.

Bob Dylan - Christmas In The Heart (Columbia, 2008)

Bob Dylan - Christmas In The Heart
Bet I'd hate bronchial rat's hymns!



Notes

1. Alternative anagram, per Dr. H:

Bob Dylan's Christmas In The Heart
Nasal MN hebe: "To Christ's birthday!"