Santana - Welcome (Columbia, 1973)

Santana - Welcome
Ew! A stale con man!



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Act wanes. A lemon!

Santana - Zebop! (Columbia, 1981)

Santana - Zebop!
A pest bonanza!

Santana - Sacred Fire: Live in South America (London, 1993)

Santana - Sacred Fire: Live in South America
Fierce Andeans rate it: «¡Ah, musica sin valor!»



Notes

1. "Musica sin valor": Worthless music.

Santana - Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time (Arista, 2010)

Santana - Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics of All Time
Carlos vegetates as alt. singers attaint each familiar tune. Ugh!



Notes

1. On this hour-long tribute to guitar-driven epics like "Riders On the Storm" and "Bang a Gong," Carlos Santana is aided by Chris Cornell of Soundgarden, Scott Stapp of Creed, Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots, Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, Gavin Rossdale of Bush and the inimitable Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20. In its sole concession to human decency, the album fails to include any tracks by Santana.
2. We'd like to thank Brad for alerting us to a tiny error in our calculations.