Sting - Sacred Love (A&M, 2003)

Sting - Sacred Love
Giant clod's verse.

Sting - Mercury Falling (A&M, 1996)

Sting - Mercury Falling
Smug, canting frillery.

Sting - Ten Summoner's Tales (A&M, 1993)

Sting - Ten Summoner's Tales
Smugness. Sentimental rot.

The Police - Outlandos d'Amour (A&M, 1978)

The Police - Outlandos d'Amour
A loathsome old dunce trio. P.U.!

Sting - The Dream of the Blue Turtles (A&M, 1985)

Sting - The Dream of the Blue Turtles
Debut of the latest Hitler: G. Sumner.



Notes

1. Sting's real name is Gordon Sumner. This was his first solo album.

The Police - Ghost in the Machine (A&M, 1981)

The Police - Ghost in the Machine
Hip men hate Sting. Cool ethic, eh?

Sting - Symphonicities (Deutsche Grammophon, 2010)

Sting - Symphonicities
Pest icon: "I sing my shit."