Metallica - St. Anger (Elektra, 2003)

Metallica - St. Anger
Altercating males.



Notes

1. "Altercating": Due to their personal conflicts, Metallica hired a performance-enhancing coach during the recording of this album.
2. Alternative anagram: Rage claims talent.

Metallica - Master of Puppets (Elektra, 1986)

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Fact: It's super lame pop-metal.

Lou Reed and Metallica - Lulu (Warner Bros., 2011)

Lou Reed and Metallica - Lulu
O, a mutual decline. Real dull!



Notes

1. Reed helpfully explains that this album was poorly received because it's strictly for "people who are literate," just like Twilight, Mein Kampf and the works of Harold Brodkey. Since Frank Wedekind, G.W. Pabst, Louise Brooks, Alban Berg, Theodor Adorno and Marjorie Henderson Buell are all safely dead, we'll have to turn to Mark Prindle for the rebuttal.