Van Morrison - Hymns to the Silence (Polydor, 1991)

Van Morrison - Hymns to the Silence
Oh man! Lone tinhorn's mystic verse.

Van Morrison - No Guru, No Method, No Teacher (Mercury, 1985)

Van Morrison - No Guru, No Method, No Teacher
No tune, no groove, no charm. Thus, no admirer.

Van Morrison - Inarticulate Speech of the Heart (Warner Brothers, 1983)

Van Morrison - Inarticulate Speech of the Heart
The fat Irish maniac reveres L. Ron.  O, thetan coup!

Notes

1. "L. Ron" refers to L. Ron Hubbard, Grand Imperial Wizard of the Church of Scientology, whom Morrison thanks in this album's liner notes.
2. "One belief of Scientology is that a human is an immortal alien spiritual being, termed a thetan, that is trapped on planet Earth in a physical body....The thetan has had innumerable past lives and it is accepted in Scientology that lives preceding the thetan's arrival on Earth lived in extraterrestrial cultures."