John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 2: Life with the Lions (Zapple, 1969)

John Lennon and Yoko Ono - Unfinished Music No. 2: Life with the Lions
"Any hit on it, Johnnie?"
"No."
"Music?"
"No."
"Skill?"
"No."
"Oho, flesh? Nude 2nd wife?!"
"No."

Notes

1. This album reached #174 on the US charts. Ono and Lennon reportedly blamed Apple for failing to promote it properly. Therefore, it seems reasonable to interpret the dialogue above as a conversation between Lennon and Apple publicist Derek Taylor. 
2. "Nude 2nd wife": Ono and Lennon were married a couple of months before this album's release. They both appeared nude on the cover of Unfinished Music No. 1.