HUTCH TURNS, RELAXED IN NOOSEBRING IT BACK!
Thanks for your concern! On conducting further research, we found that Mr. Hutchence actually killed himself with a belt attached to his door. This makeshift suicide aid doesn't really qualify as a noose. But even if it did, he wasn't "turning" in it because he remained in contact with the floor.Confronted with these cold hard facts of life, we chose to withdraw the anagram. We did this not just out of respect for an Important Artist Who Died Too Soon, but also to underscore our strict concern for factual and moral accuracy.
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