Rod Stewart - Every Beat of My Heart (Warner Bros., 1986)

Rod Stewart - Every Beat of My Heart
Oh, retreat, ye tarts! Beware of my VD!

Rod Stewart - Once In a Blue Moon: The Lost Album (Rhino Handmade, 2009)

Rod Stewart - Once In a Blue Moon: The Lost Album
Brothel: "No anal!"
Me, later: "But I use two condoms!"

Rod Stewart - Vagabond Heart (Warner Bros., 1991)

Rod Stewart - Vagabond Heart
Another broad gets a VD wart!

Rod Stewart - Gasoline Alley (Mercury, 1970)

Rod Stewart - Gasoline Alley
Lady, later: "Ow! Genital sores!"

Rod Stewart - An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down (Mercury, 1969)

Rod Stewart - An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down
Wanton dodo! I noted your two rectal venereal warts.



Notes

1. "Two rectal venereal warts": This is not the first time we've been privy to uncomfortable details about this sensitive topic. And it may not be the last. 
2. Alternative anagram: "Don't worry, luv...we won't eat a crooner's tainted load!"

Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story (Mercury, 1971)

Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story
Rotter, coyly: "Retreat, wee lass. I spurt VD!"



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: A tryst. Eerily, two rectal VD sores erupt. 
2. And just in case any skeptics remain: Yes, VD reports are totally true. Screw it!

Rod Stewart - Body Wishes (Warner Bros., 1983)

Rod Stewart - Body Wishes
Boy, what weird STD sores!

Rod Stewart - Foolish Behaviour (Riva, 1980)

Rod Stewart - Foolish Behaviour
Fool sowed urethritis. Ah, bravo!



 Notes

1. "Urethritis": See also Tonight I'm Yours and Blondes Have More Fun.

Rod Stewart - Tonight I'm Yours (Warner Bros., 1981)

Rod Stewart - Tonight I'm Yours
Tomorrow night? Dysuria test.



Notes

1. "Dysuria": Painful urination.

Rod Stewart - Blondes Have More Fun (Warner Bros., 1978)

Rod Stewart - Blondes Have More Fun
Hot fan: "Rod's number-two release? VD!"