Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin (Universal Republic, 2009)

Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin
Narrator's also committed to banality.

Gary Glitter - Touch Me (Bell Records, 1973)

Gary Glitter - Touch Me
Mr. G: "Hey, a cute girl tot!"



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: G.G.: "I leer at yr tot, chum."
2. "Tot": See also our review of On.

Carly Simon - The Bedroom Tapes (Arista, 2000)

Carly Simon - The Bedroom Tapes
Cool part? My bed's in a rest home!

Rolling Stones - Goats Head Soup (Rolling Stones, 1973)

Rolling Stones - Goats Head Soup
Stale roguishness. Not a good LP!



Notes

1. An alternative anagram, which can be read as a band member's response to the foregoing: Our song 'Angie' sold lots," he spat.

Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun (Warner Bros., 1968)

Grateful Dead - Anthem of the Sun
Hateful men had oft eaten drugs.



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Dung! Don't eat the shameful fare.

Kiss - Creatures of the Night (Mercury, 1982)

Kiss - Creatures of the Night
Snore at the kitsch figures.

Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection (Relapse, 2000)

Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection
Generic ire. Gratuitous art on cover.

Willie Nelson - Stardust (Columbia, 1978)

Willie Nelson - Stardust
Wan listener: "It's so dull!"

Bad Company - Rough Diamonds (Swan Song, 1982)

Bad Company - Rough Diamonds
O God...dumpy band! No charisma.

Public Image Ltd - This is PIL (PiL Official, 2012)

Public Image Ltd - This is PIL
Glib claim! Stupid shitpile.

The Who - The Who Sings "My Generation" (Brunswick, 1965)

The Who - The Who Sings "My Generation"
Horny white teens at gig: "Oh, showmen!"

Sonic Youth - Kali Yug Express + More (Geffen, 2002)

Sonic Youth - Kali Yug Express + More
To "heroes": Your playing + mixes suck!

Canned Heat - One More River to Cross (Atlantic/WEA, 1973)

Canned Heat - One More River to Cross
Vast crooner Hite: "Send me a coroner!"



Notes

1. We are sorry to report that vast crooner Bob "The Bear" Hite died after a concert on April 5, 1981, having snorted a vial of heroin that he apparently mistook for a different but equally dangerous drug. 
2. Alternative anagram: Coroner: "Hite's one monster cadaver!"
3. Lest we forget, the preceding anagram is Re: Man's heroin overdose at concert.
4. Also, too: Send a coroner to cover the remains.

Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Real Emotional Trash (Matador, 2008)

Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks - Real Emotional Trash
Some hipster jerks: "Ah, let's make that dull man an icon!"



Notes

1. Alternative anagram: Hipster teens liked a no-talent jackal's ho-hum smarm.

Rod Stewart - Every Beat of My Heart (Warner Bros., 1986)

Rod Stewart - Every Beat of My Heart
Oh, retreat, ye tarts! Beware of my VD!

David Bowie - Heroes (RCA, 1977)

David Bowie - Heroes
I'd vowed he is a bore.

Of Monsters and Men - My Head Is an Animal (Record, 2011)

Of Monsters and Men - My Head Is an Animal
My modern fame shames an island nation.



Notes

1. This popular modern group, led by Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir, hails from the island nation of Iceland.
2. Alternative anagram: Meet Ms. Nanna and her moldy simian oafs.
3. Also: Norse maiden's inane and hammy flotsam.

Sting - Sacred Love (A&M, 2003)

Sting - Sacred Love
Giant clod's verse.