December 30, 2013

Morrissey - Kill Uncle (EMI, 1991)

Morrissey - Kill Uncle
Sullen limey rock, sir!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: I'm sulky loner's relic.

December 23, 2013

Eric Clapton - Slowhand (RSO, 1977)

Eric Clapton - Slowhand
"Cocaine" sold thrawn LP.

Notes
  1. "Cocaine" is the opening track on this thrawn LP.
  2. "Thrawn": A Scots adjective meaning "crooked" or "perverse."

December 20, 2013

Justin Bieber - Believe Acoustic (Island, 2013)

Justin Bieber - Believe Acoustic
I reject Biebs. Unsuitable voice!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: Abject, vicious "Beliebers" unite!

December 18, 2013

Talking Heads - Fear of Music (Sire, 1979)

Talking Heads - Fear of Music
Mr. Eno's aghast: "Fuck, I failed!"



Notes
  1. This was the second Talking Heads LP produced by Brian Eno.
  2. Alternative anagram: A smug honkie's craft failed. 
  3. Also: Ugh. Fake African melodists!

December 17, 2013

Rod Stewart - An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down (Mercury, 1969)

Rod Stewart - An Old Raincoat Won't Ever Let You Down
Wanton dodo! I noted your two rectal venereal warts.



Notes
  1. "Two rectal venereal warts": This is not the first time we've been privy to uncomfortable details about this sensitive topic. And it may not be the last. 
  2. Alternative anagram: "Don't worry, luv...we won't eat a crooner's tainted load!"

December 16, 2013

Marilyn Manson - Portrait of an American Family (Nothing, 1998)

Marilyn Manson - Portrait of an American Family
Yo! I'm a man in alt-porn mascara. My final frontier!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: My familiar form o' inanity can alarm no parents.

December 14, 2013

Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story (Mercury, 1971)

Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells a Story
Rotter, coyly: "Retreat, wee lass. I spurt VD!"



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: A tryst. Eerily, two rectal VD sores erupt. 
  2. And just in case any skeptics remain: Yes, VD reports are totally true. Screw it!

December 07, 2013

Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation (Enigma, 1988)

Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
An odious NY act. Ah, modernity!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: Yon idiocy roused Manhattan!

December 06, 2013

Roger Daltrey - Parting Should Be Painless (Atlantic, 1984)

Roger Daltrey - Parting Should Be Painless
Agreed! I'll purge this bad LP. Not sorry...sane!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: Pete blandly guarantees Rog's LP is horrid.