Cloying, ersatz LP. Delete!
August 31, 2012
Steely Dan - Pretzel Logic (ABC, 1974)
August 30, 2012
Alanis Morissette - Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie (Maverick, 1998)
Alanis Morissette - Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
Spiritual pretensions run amok. Just ease me off to India!

Spiritual pretensions run amok. Just ease me off to India!
August 29, 2012
August 28, 2012
Paul McCartney - Kisses on the Bottom (Hear Music/MPL, 2012)
Paul McCartney - Kisses on the Bottom
Token crap. Best title? Smooch My Anus.


Notes
Token crap. Best title? Smooch My Anus.
Notes
- Alternative anagram: O no! Meek star's shitty concept album.
- Another possibility: Ono: "Meek star's shitty concept album."
August 27, 2012
John Lennon - Walls and Bridges (Apple/EMI, 1974)
John Lennon - Walls and Bridges
New lands honor bland jingles!


Notes
New lands honor bland jingles!
Notes
- "New lands": In the American charts, this album -- and the bland jingle "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night" -- reached #1. No other solo single by Lennon topped the charts in his lifetime. The album also reached #1 in the nearby terra nova of Canada.
August 26, 2012
Ringo Starr - Time Takes Time (Private Music, 1992)
August 25, 2012
George Harrison - Gone Troppo (Dark Horse, 1982)
August 24, 2012
August 23, 2012
Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine (Clean Slate/Epic, 2005)
August 22, 2012
Sleater-Kinney - The Woods (Sub Pop, 2005)
Sleater-Kinney - The Woods
Late heroines to NW dykes.


Notes
Late heroines to NW dykes.
Notes
- We're pleased to be able to report -- for once -- that "late" in this context is simply a synonym for "recent."
August 21, 2012
Grateful Dead - Without a Net (Arista, 1990)
Grateful Dead - Without a Net
"A new tale of drug death," I tut.

Notes
"A new tale of drug death," I tut.
Notes
- "Drug death": Immediately after the tour commemorated on this album, keyboardist Brent Mydland died of a drug overdose.
August 20, 2012
Mumford and Sons - Babel (Glass Note, 2012)
Mumford and Sons - Babel
Bland oafs' dumb sermon.


Notes
Bland oafs' dumb sermon.
Notes
- Alternative anagram: Bland morons' fame buds!
August 19, 2012
Michael Jackson - Thriller (Epic, 1982)
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Ha! Rich, ill jerk can molest!


Notes
Ha! Rich, ill jerk can molest!
Notes
- Alternative anagram: I'll conceal this jr. harem, 'k?
August 18, 2012
August 17, 2012
Rod Stewart - Tonight I'm Yours (Warner Bros., 1981)
August 16, 2012
August 15, 2012
Sonic Youth - Murray Street (DGC, 2002)
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