August 28, 2012

Paul McCartney - Kisses on the Bottom (Hear Music/MPL, 2012)

Paul McCartney - Kisses on the Bottom
Token crap. Best title? Smooch My Anus.



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: O no! Meek star's shitty concept album.
  2. Another possibility: Ono: "Meek star's shitty concept album."

August 27, 2012

John Lennon - Walls and Bridges (Apple/EMI, 1974)

John Lennon - Walls and Bridges
New lands honor bland jingles!



Notes
  1. "New lands": In the American charts, this album -- and the bland jingle "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night" -- reached #1. No other solo single by Lennon topped the charts in his lifetime. The album also reached #1 in the nearby terra nova of Canada.

August 22, 2012

Sleater-Kinney - The Woods (Sub Pop, 2005)

Sleater-Kinney - The Woods
Late heroines to NW dykes.



Notes
  1. We're pleased to be able to report -- for once -- that "late" in this context is simply a synonym for "recent."

August 21, 2012

Grateful Dead - Without a Net (Arista, 1990)

Grateful Dead - Without a Net
"A new tale of drug death," I tut.



Notes
  1. "Drug death": Immediately after the tour commemorated on this album, keyboardist Brent Mydland died of a drug overdose.

August 20, 2012

August 19, 2012

Michael Jackson - Thriller (Epic, 1982)

Michael Jackson - Thriller
Ha! Rich, ill jerk can molest!



Notes
  1. Alternative anagram: I'll conceal this jr. harem, 'k?